Identity Theft…

People are so worried about having their identity stolen. Not me. Nobody wants to be me because my life is boring. Okay, I have no life.

I know this is a dumb question, but if somebody steals your identity does that mean they have to pay your mortgage and credit cards? Do they have to show up at those boring family reunions where there is always an uncle who wants you to pull his finger?

I wouldn’t even steal my identity.

2 Responses to “Identity Theft…”

  1. Sharon says:

    That sounds like a good plot for a humorous book. I love it!

  2. Dawn says:

    LOL! I’m with you, I give up. If someone wants to be me, I won’t stand in their way. My family is crazy. This year, instead of playing the game “would you rather” which is a game that askes silly questions like “would you rather have no eyebrows or no eye lashes” they changed it to “would you rather have our cousin Trey (who stole money from our Grandma) handle your finances or would you rather mom (who is a HORRIBLE driver) drive you everywhere you have to go for a year?” What a family!

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