Just when I think I can’t learn anything from my spam E-mail, something shows up that simply astounds me!

Did you know that a colon cleanse can rid you of POUNDS AND POUNDS of unwanted waste!  I thought that was called a divorce.

Seriously, if you suffer from bloating, fatigue, constipation, low energy, excess weight that you can’t get rid of and thought was due to Snicker’s bars, you can remedy all that with a simple colon cleanse.

In the old days we called it an enema.  I received my first enema when I went into the hospital to give birth to my older son.  The student nurse who gave it to me seemed to know as much about them as I did.  (I like to think I was her first.)  So, she gives it to me, says, “Okay, hold it!” and leaves the room.  Well, I thought she meant for me to hold my breath.  After about what felt like six days, I began turning purple and seeing tiny dots in front of me so I started frantically pressing the call button.  I’m surprised they didn’t have to bring out the oxygen and paddles.

The nurse panicked and said, “You can let it out now!”

I think I’ll just leave the rest to your imagination.

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