Just when I think I can’t learn anything from my spam E-mail, something shows up that simply astounds me!
Did you know that a colon cleanse can rid you of POUNDS AND POUNDS of unwanted waste! I thought that was called a divorce.
Seriously, if you suffer from bloating, fatigue, constipation, low energy, excess weight that you can’t get rid of and thought was due to Snicker’s bars, you can remedy all that with a simple colon cleanse.
In the old days we called it an enema. I received my first enema when I went into the hospital to give birth to my older son. The student nurse who gave it to me seemed to know as much about them as I did. (I like to think I was her first.) So, she gives it to me, says, “Okay, hold it!” and leaves the room. Well, I thought she meant for me to hold my breath. After about what felt like six days, I began turning purple and seeing tiny dots in front of me so I started frantically pressing the call button. I’m surprised they didn’t have to bring out the oxygen and paddles.
The nurse panicked and said, “You can let it out now!”
I think I’ll just leave the rest to your imagination.